Posted by: Steph | March 28, 2007

Kick ‘Em When They’re Down

So I’m sure people have heard about the whole panty thief thing where I live. Try working with the guy. I hope I don’t pull a dooce here, but I just can’t help it. I won’t name names or link any links, hopefully I’m safe enough.

Yes, I worked with him. Needless to say, we were all surprised, but we WEREN’T surprised. He rubbed (not literally, though he probably wanted to) everyone the wrong way, and was always… looming. In fact, he won the “Tool of the Year” award at work just a few days ago. I missed him getting arrested at work by about 20 minutes, damn it.

This has made statewide news, CNN, Anderson Cooper and apparently even Jay Leno has taken a jab at this story. I never would have thought I’d have worked with a celebrity.

My brother (who also works with me) just called and said the bar’s drink special today is the Panty Dropper. All of the computer screens have his mugshot tiled as the background. We’re having quite the field day with it. It’s just so damned amusing to us. I worked all day yesterday and it was all we could do to not talk about it for 5 minutes.

Cue Don Henley::

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybodys pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry (but apparently not as much as you)


  1. Hmmm….I know not of what you speak. Sounds very interesting, though. I wish I worked with “they panty dropper.” Well, not really, but it would make for some good gossip.

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